Home is also where you drink Baileys at 11am out of a "Freedom Is Not Free" mug and by Noon say: "I get my best drinking ideas when writing Baileys."-Where your mom grills you for taking your Kindle to the bathroom:
Mom: Why do you need your Kindle to take a shower?!
Me (with Napoleon-Dynamite-like exasperation): Because, I don't know, maybe I'll take a bath! Because, I don't know, maybe I'll use bubbles! Maybe I'll light candles!! Maybe I'll use a loofah!!
Mom (nonchalantly): Well, don't use my loofah.
-Where you listen to the scanner and watch Cops at the same time.
-Where mom and dad help with the baby so you can drink wine... and blog.
Loves!
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