Just Get Me a Coffee

So, instead of my usual, polite, sweet, flirt-free, awesome-coffee-making Dunkin' Donuts guy, today I get the new guy. Young kid, kind of stocky. He's standing there in his brown Dunkin' Donuts apron, brown Dunkin' Donuts visor. He gives me his best Dunkin' Donuts smile, sparkling in front of the donut case, and says to me in his sexiest Dunkin' Donuts voice: "So, I'm workin' on my six pack..." Me: "Whaaahaha!!" Him: "No, seriously. I'm in the Air Force." Me: "Ahhahaha!!!" Him: "I'm getting a tattoo when I get out... I can't get one now, because my body is government property." Me: "Hahahahaha..." (falls over)